Coming this November · One mum · No mercy

Stifler's
Mum

The Red Sea Edition

There's something about this mum.

--Days

--Hours

--Minutes

--Seconds

until wheels up from Gatwick on Monday 23 November

A FAMILY PRODUCTION · STARRING JO · WITH CHRIS AS "THE LUCKY ONE" · AND INTRODUCING SEVENTEEN BIKINIS · MUSIC BY MRS ROBINSON · FILMED ON LOCATION IN SHARM EL SHEIKH

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All Inclusive

Eleven nights. Unlimited cocktails. The bar staff have been warned.

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Red Sea Reefs

The fish will be dazzled. Mostly by the sunglasses.

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Ancient Wonder

Egypt's got the pyramids. We're bringing Jo. Fair trade.

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Sun Lounger Claimed

Towel down by 7am. Don't even think about it.

Jo's Packing Checklist

Passport (the actual one, not the photo of it)
Seventeen bikinis
Factor 50 (she'll use factor 4)
The big sunglasses
The even bigger sunglasses
Lippy, obviously
Chris (optional, but nice)
A knowing smile